A Very DIE HARD Christmas

· Ages 13+ · flashing lights · 2hrs

High above the city of L.A., a team of terrorists has seized a building, taken hostages, and declared war. One man has managed to escape. An off-duty cop hiding somewhere inside. He’s alone, tired…and he doesn’t like Christmas.

Come get a little seasonal cheer as Theatre Unleashed brings back one of its most popular shows for the Holidays! Action, humor, Professor Snape taking people hostage, singing, dancing, the guy from Family Matters, guns, puppets, explosions, the EPA guy from Ghostbusters getting punched in the face, Christmas miracles and familiar holiday friends galore. Maybe even an appearance by the legend himself, Santa Claus! This is much more than a stage version of the holiday classic, it’s parody at its best. Yippee Ki-Yay, Father Christmas!

Accolades for Previous Productions
Winner – The 2018 Fringe Award for Best In Comedy
Stage Raw Recommended
WOW! – StageSceneLA

*Indicates a member of Actors’ Equity Association, the union of professional actors and stage managers in the United States

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production team

erin moore 

production manager

josh carson 

writer & creator

andy rocco kraft 

writer & creator

brad erickson 

writer & creator

mike mayket 


ryan wargnier 

john mcclane

kate shaefer* 

holly gennaro

peter berube 

schnell terrorist

soda persi 


joseph mcmahon 

douche terrorist

j. anthony mccarthy 

violence designer

michael o'konis 

music director

mark bell 

mad scientist

brad upton 

puppet designer

liam ray englender 

john mcclane jr.