A Very DIE HARD Christmas

· Ages 13+

flashing lights

High above the city of L.A., a team of terrorists has seized a building, taken hostages, and declared war. One man has managed to escape. An off-duty cop hiding somewhere inside. He’s alone, tired…and he doesn’t like Christmas.

Come get a little seasonal cheer as Theatre Unleashed brings back one of its most popular shows for the Holidays! Action, humor, Professor Snape taking people hostage, singing, dancing, the guy from Family Matters, guns, puppets, explosions, the EPA guy from Ghostbusters getting punched in the face, Christmas miracles and familiar holiday friends galore. Maybe even an appearance by the legend himself, Santa Claus! This is much more than a stage version of the holiday classic, it’s parody at its best. Yippee Ki-Yay, Father Christmas!

Accolades for Previous Productions
Winner – The 2018 Fringe Award for Best In Comedy
Stage Raw Recommended
WOW! – StageSceneLA

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Production Team

liam ray englender *

john mcclane jr.

brad upton *

puppet designer

mark bell *

mad scientist

michael o'konis *

music director

j. anthony mccarthy *

violence designer

joseph mcmahon *

douche terrorist

soda persi *


peter berube *

schnell terrorist

kate shaefer* *

holly gennaro

ryan wargnier *

john mcclane

mike mayket *


brad erickson *

writer & creator

andy rocco kraft *

writer & creator

josh carson *

writer & creator

erin moore *

production manager